Tumblr (3.0; @samsungplasma)http://samsungplasma.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltdp2yOzeT1qc4yuio1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://samsungplasma.tumblr.com/post/12056556626http://samsungplasma.tumblr.com/post/12056556626Fri, 28 Oct 2011 22:14:47 -0400“An alcoholic, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “Hi, Father!””<br/><br/> - <em>(via <a href="http://zeustreats.tumblr.com/">zeustreats</a>)</em>http://samsungplasma.tumblr.com/post/12056552481http://samsungplasma.tumblr.com/post/12056552481Fri, 28 Oct 2011 22:14:41 -0400Me: How does batman's mother call him for dinner?<br /> <br /> Luke: dinadinadinadinadina batman<br /> <br /> Me: She doesn't, she was brutally murdered.<br /> <br /> Luke: :|http://samsungplasma.tumblr.com/post/12056548653http://samsungplasma.tumblr.com/post/12056548653Fri, 28 Oct 2011 22:14:34 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltb7atYOy21r30hj7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://all-the-best-post.tumblr.com/post/11700831180/follow-this-blog-you-will-love-it-on-your">all-the-best-post</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Follow this blog, You will love it on your Dashboard :-))))</p> <p><a href="http://all-the-best-post.tumblr.com/"><a href="http://all-the-best-post.tumblr.com/">http://all-the-best-post.tumblr.com/</a></a></p> </blockquote>http://samsungplasma.tumblr.com/post/12056545009http://samsungplasma.tumblr.com/post/12056545009Fri, 28 Oct 2011 22:14:28 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltb7d0rv9G1r30hj7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://all-the-best-post.tumblr.com/post/11700833284/follow-this-blog-you-will-love-it-on-your">all-the-best-post</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span> <p>Follow this blog, You will love it on your Dashboard :-))))</p> <p><a href="http://all-the-best-post.tumblr.com/"><a href="http://all-the-best-post.tumblr.com/">http://all-the-best-post.tumblr.com/</a></a></p> </span></p> </blockquote>http://samsungplasma.tumblr.com/post/12056540930http://samsungplasma.tumblr.com/post/12056540930Fri, 28 Oct 2011 22:14:22 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltb7e1YKOA1r30hj7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://all-the-best-post.tumblr.com/post/11700834066/follow-this-blog-you-will-love-it-on-your">all-the-best-post</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span> <p>Follow this blog, You will love it on your Dashboard :-))))</p> <p><a href="http://all-the-best-post.tumblr.com/"><a href="http://all-the-best-post.tumblr.com/">http://all-the-best-post.tumblr.com/</a></a></p> </span></p> </blockquote>http://samsungplasma.tumblr.com/post/12056536061http://samsungplasma.tumblr.com/post/12056536061Fri, 28 Oct 2011 22:14:15 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltb7gcsnWl1r30hj7o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://all-the-best-post.tumblr.com/post/11700836417/follow-this-blog-you-will-love-it-on-your">all-the-best-post</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span> <p>Follow this blog, You will love it on your Dashboard :-))))</p> <p><a href="http://all-the-best-post.tumblr.com/"><a href="http://all-the-best-post.tumblr.com/">http://all-the-best-post.tumblr.com/</a></a></p> </span></p> </blockquote>http://samsungplasma.tumblr.com/post/12056527078http://samsungplasma.tumblr.com/post/12056527078Fri, 28 Oct 2011 22:14:01 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltb7kwJfhT1r30hj7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://all-the-best-post.tumblr.com/post/11700842080/follow-this-blog-you-will-love-it-on-your">all-the-best-post</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span> <p>Follow this blog, You will love it on your Dashboard :-))))</p> <p><a href="http://all-the-best-post.tumblr.com/"><a href="http://all-the-best-post.tumblr.com/">http://all-the-best-post.tumblr.com/</a></a></p> </span></p> </blockquote>http://samsungplasma.tumblr.com/post/12056522851http://samsungplasma.tumblr.com/post/12056522851Fri, 28 Oct 2011 22:13:55 -0400<a href="http://nineteenandbroken.tumblr.com/post/11700919388/sherlock-holmes-and-dr-watson-joke">I have a story to tell: Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson: JOKE</a>: <p><a href="http://nineteenandbroken.tumblr.com/post/11700919388/sherlock-holmes-and-dr-watson-joke">nineteenandbroken</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: “Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see.” Watson replied: “I see millions and millions of stars.” Holmes…</p> </blockquote>http://samsungplasma.tumblr.com/post/12056518555http://samsungplasma.tumblr.com/post/12056518555Fri, 28 Oct 2011 22:13:48 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltdd7ii6N11qj26eao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://memeblock.com/post/11701210961/http-meme4u-tumblr-com">meme4u</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://meme4u.tumblr.com"></a><a href="http://meme4u.tumblr.com"><a href="http://meme4u.tumblr.com">http://meme4u.tumblr.com</a></a></p> </blockquote>http://samsungplasma.tumblr.com/post/12056514429http://samsungplasma.tumblr.com/post/12056514429Fri, 28 Oct 2011 22:13:42 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltdqeqhWWE1qiul6vo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://bandhan1983.tumblr.com/post/11701404570/hahaha">bandhan1983</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Hahaha!</p> </blockquote>http://samsungplasma.tumblr.com/post/12056510332http://samsungplasma.tumblr.com/post/12056510332Fri, 28 Oct 2011 22:13:36 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltdqwfTLx21qc9o8oo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://carriedawayblog.tumblr.com/post/11701774901/design-jokes">carriedawayblog</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Design jokes.</p> </blockquote>http://samsungplasma.tumblr.com/post/12056506062http://samsungplasma.tumblr.com/post/12056506062Fri, 28 Oct 2011 22:13:29 -0400<a href="http://annieon.tumblr.com/post/11701985068/rayleigh">The Imposter:: Rayleigh.</a>: <p><a href="http://annieon.tumblr.com/post/11701985068/rayleigh">annieon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The reason this is entitled Rayleigh and not Kayleigh is that Kayleigh is not associated with Google Chrome. Yeah I’m a Chrome user.. And what?</p> <p>My friend Kayleigh laughs at my sadistic jokes like ‘How did the baby cross the road?…. It was Stapled to the Chicken’ Not one of my best as taken from…</p> </blockquote>http://samsungplasma.tumblr.com/post/12056501808http://samsungplasma.tumblr.com/post/12056501808Fri, 28 Oct 2011 22:13:23 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltd05t1HLo1qahhxwo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltd05t1HLo1qahhxwo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://sofapizza.me/post/11702318127/geez-bob-lighten-up">sofapizza</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>geez bob, lighten up.</p> </blockquote>http://samsungplasma.tumblr.com/post/12056497842http://samsungplasma.tumblr.com/post/12056497842Fri, 28 Oct 2011 22:13:17 -0400“Mamãe disse que eu sou lindo, E eu acredito nela u.u”<br/><br/> - <em>(via <a href="http://eeitajunior.tumblr.com/">eeitajunior</a>)</em>http://samsungplasma.tumblr.com/post/12056481021http://samsungplasma.tumblr.com/post/12056481021Fri, 28 Oct 2011 22:12:50 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lroi23Atow1r231jbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://samsungplasma.tumblr.com/post/12056476356http://samsungplasma.tumblr.com/post/12056476356Fri, 28 Oct 2011 22:12:43 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltds0kVFao1qe72sao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://narwhalstampede.tumblr.com/post/11702661671/this-needs-to-be-made">narwhalstampede</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This needs to be made.</p> </blockquote>http://samsungplasma.tumblr.com/post/12056464500http://samsungplasma.tumblr.com/post/12056464500Fri, 28 Oct 2011 22:12:24 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltds0xKz3G1qe5t0lo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://amerikuhfuckyea.tumblr.com/post/11702670564/soooo-gayyy">amerikuhfuckyea</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Soooo gayyy….</p> </blockquote>http://samsungplasma.tumblr.com/post/12056460300http://samsungplasma.tumblr.com/post/12056460300Fri, 28 Oct 2011 22:12:18 -0400<p><a href="http://dianediane.tumblr.com/post/11702877456/kidnapping-asians-and-blindfolding-them-with-a">dianediane</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltds2wRu4f1qa1gjt.gif"/></p> <p>I cannot.</p> </blockquote>http://samsungplasma.tumblr.com/post/12056454651http://samsungplasma.tumblr.com/post/12056454651Fri, 28 Oct 2011 22:12:08 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltdsbaovtn1r0i77mo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://setatrendofkillingkings.tumblr.com/post/11702911769/burn">setatrendofkillingkings</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Burn.</p> </blockquote>http://samsungplasma.tumblr.com/post/12056450236http://samsungplasma.tumblr.com/post/12056450236Fri, 28 Oct 2011 22:12:02 -0400