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An alcoholic, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “Hi, Father!

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Batman.

Me: How does batman's mother call him for dinner?
Luke: dinadinadinadinadina batman
Me: She doesn't, she was brutally murdered.
Luke: :|

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: “Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see.” Watson replied: “I see millions and millions of stars.” Holmes…

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